Time to go topical, though tropical
Would be nicer on a minus-3 day
(That’s Celsius I add)-now on to the fray–
Our topic d’jour: the crash most optical
Of those Crypto funds quite illusional
Pipered by that fellow Sam Bankman-Fried
Whose fiction-ish name perfect-rhymes with Greed;
A character the more delusional
For all of his smartest-guy-in-the-room
Stanford-bred, math-camp raised, post-M.I.T.
Pedigree; he proved to be most Blighty
Grew an industry of mirrors via Zoom–
Riding the digital nothingness trend
A man with an empty bag, in the end.
(15 December 2022)